are any of my followers rich
Best possible way to announce a baby. [x]
Remember when every girl wanted this phone
yoo if you had this phone in 2005 you were the coolest bitch on the block
I didn’t know this was a thing. my dad had this phone.
then your dad was the coolest bitch on the block no exceptions
my dad dropped out of school and lived in a treehouse for a year and i bring it up everytime he tries to give me advice for my future
one time my mom accidentally put wine into my little sister’s sippy cup and it was only discovered because when my sister asked for another cup she added “this juice is spicy”
*looks at Princess* Mmmhmm!
*holds up sippy cup*
"More of the spicy juice, pretty pleeaase?"
don’t do this here
You know just saying “Hey gorgeous” could make some girl’s day.
can you imagine if there were cyber police and if you did something wrong they would disconnect your internet and force you to go outside
not the outside :(
1. Make a graham cracker crust.
2. Make some cookie dough.
3. Make some cheesecake batter.
4. Put globs of cookie dough in the cheesecake batter.
5. Pour into a springform.
6. Top with more cookie dough.
7. Bake that shit for 40 minutes at 350 degrees fahrenheit. If patient, go to next step. If you don’t give a fuck, skip directly to step 9.
8. Let chill in fridge for 3 hours or overnight.
9. EAT THAT BITCH.
I AM DOING THIS
Two students, James and John were given a grammar test by their teacher. The question was, “is it better to use “had” or “had had” in this example sentence?”
The teacher collected the tests, and looked over their answers.
James, while John had had “had”, had had “had had.” “Had had” had had a better effect on the teacher.
welcome to the english language
I won’t truly be happy till it rains french fries
im such a sarcastic bitch it’s beautiful
the dragon looks high as shit
Lawak gila anjing
i don't even understand what i don't understand